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Buon Compleanno


Fred Davis

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Today, I am one year older, Production Cable Services just got it's 1000 order, life is looking pretty good to me.

 

Many thanks to all you ops that have helped make PCS a success.

 

Fred,

 

You're so old, you sat next to Jesus in the third grade! You're so old, you owe Fred Flintstone a food stamp! You're so old, you've got hieroglyphics on your driver's license! You're so old, the key on Benjamin Franklin's kite unlocks your apartment! You're so old, you called the cops when David and Goliath started fighting! You're so old, the liquor store asked for I.D. and you gave them a rock! You're so old, you got a pair of Air Moses sneakers! You're so old, you knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro! (In fact, you're so old, you understood that last joke!). You're so old when you walk by a graveyard, guys come running after you with shovels. You're so old your social security number is 2. You're so old you were a waiter at the last supper.

 

But then, the alternative is no bonus either.....

 

Happy birthday, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeee!

 

Jim "even older" Bartell

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