Premium Members nick franco Posted March 23, 2007 Premium Members Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Do you really want out or just more singles? Singles? The only thing our "Blessed Ladies Of Vegas" would give you is dirty look for that. Aww back to the bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Members RonBaldwin Posted March 23, 2007 Premium Members Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 So BJ let me get this straight.You're locked in with strippers(again) You're complaining. Do you really want out or just more singles? Nick -heading for the bank you obviously haven't seen the strippers at Jumbos...some have all their teeth and most are missing limbs. Hey...Courtney Love started there so it can't be all that bad. BJ and I are writing this as we crawl through the ac ducting trying to get through to the dry cleaners next door. Glad I have a treo or we wouldn't be able to take and bail on jobs while trapped! If we can't get through somebody needs to slip more singles under the door to keep them busy while we search for another way out. Charles, you are close to here... rb **posted via treo 650 in ac duct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Members BJMcDonnell SOC Posted March 23, 2007 Premium Members Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Rons Treo is going dead and so is my blackberry. This could be our last post if somebody doesn't hurry up and get those singles here FAST. Right now the strippers are all on the stage pole swinging violently. the screws are comming undone in the AC vent. They are trying to flush us out. Oh no the DJ just put on "Here I Go Again On My Own" from Whitesnake. I think it is curtains for us. BJ McDonnell and Ron Baldwin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Alec Jarnagin SOC Posted March 23, 2007 Moderators Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 I have visions from "Dawn of the Dead" in the shopping mall.... yikes, run fellows, run..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Members Charles Papert Posted March 23, 2007 Premium Members Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 BJ and I are writing this as we crawl through the ac ducting trying to get through to the dry cleaners next door. Charles, you are close to here... Ron, don't worry, I've done this many times. Bear to your right, go straight for a couple miles; once you no longer hear Thai conversation from the restaurants below you'll know you are in Los Feliz. You'll see an arrow leading you down into Cheetah's, which will probably waylay you and BJ for a couple more hours, but my house is up the vertical access duct to the left. I'll leave the lights on for you, and Cinemax After Dark on the satellite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Members Brad Grimmett Posted March 23, 2007 Premium Members Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Aw, man! You guys are headed out?! I'm in the AC duct on my way in. I brought booze and $14 in quarters...that should do it right? I think I hear a Poison song....I must be getting close. posted 4 days ago via Commodore 64 with long extension cord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Members Dan Coplan Posted March 24, 2007 Premium Members Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Right now the strippers are all on the stage pole swinging violently. Can you clarify? Are the strippers on the stage pole, swinging violently or are they on the stage, pole swinging violently? Dan "Wants a Stripper Pole In His Living Room" Coplan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Members BJMcDonnell SOC Posted March 24, 2007 Premium Members Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Guys, it is sad to say but they got Ron. I am looking down from the AC duct at the horrible yet fantastic sight. Brad came around and met us and his quarter roll exploded giving away our position. They grabbed Ron and right now he is tied to a chair on stage. He is surrounded by the strippers and they have put pasties on him. I can't tell from here if he is smiling or if that is his natural look of terror. Brad and I are just drinking the booze he brought and watching Ron Baldwin fight for his........life. Charles, you are the closest to Jumbos.......S.O.S BJ McDonnell reporting via Brads Commodore 64 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Members Robert Starling SOC Posted March 24, 2007 Author Premium Members Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Dan "Wants a Stripper Pole In His Living Room" Coplan Here you go Dan... Dan's Happiness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Members nick franco Posted March 24, 2007 Premium Members Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Guys, it is sad to say but they got Ron. I am looking down from the AC duct at the horrible yet fantastic sight. Brad came around and met us and his quarter roll exploded giving away our position. They grabbed Ron and right now he is tied to a chair on stage. He is surrounded by the strippers and they have put pasties on him. I can't tell from here if he is smiling or if that is his natural look of terror. Brad and I are just drinking the booze he brought and watching Ron Baldwin fight for his........life. Charles, you are the closest to Jumbos.......S.O.S BJ McDonnell reporting via Brads Commodore 64 Poor Ron, he's going to have major PTSD (post tramatic stripper disorder) We're at the airport trying to roundup out of town buisnessmen to distract the strippers right now. Trying to get some floppy discs to you so you can record this all for posterity. 5.25? Be brave, you are not forgotten. p.s. I was going to say try and get some pictures of Ron with pasties on but who hasn't seen that before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Members Charles Papert Posted March 24, 2007 Premium Members Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 During the filming of "Office Space" I went out with the actors one weekend night for a pretty debauched and hilarious evening that included a strip-club pit stop, with one of the leads of the movie getting up on stage and working the pole while the strippers threw dollar bills at him (hint: he wears glasses); eventually one of the other (male) leads ended up parading around in a borrowed skirt and bra. I have pictures of all of this but they aren't going up here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Members Lawrence Karman Posted March 25, 2007 Premium Members Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 During the filming of "Office Space" I went out with the actors one weekend night for a pretty debauched and hilarious evening that included a strip-club pit stop, with one of the leads of the movie getting up on stage and working the pole while the strippers threw dollar bills at him (hint: he wears glasses); eventually one of the other (male) leads ended up parading around in a borrowed skirt and bra. I have pictures of all of this but they aren't going up here! Yeah..........I'm currently working on a film with Gary Cole so I'm going to have to ask you to send those pictures and TPS reports to my personal email box ASAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Members Charles Papert Posted March 25, 2007 Premium Members Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 That'd be greaaat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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