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Modified RED camera from Visual Products


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Visual Products unveils a major modification for the RED camera.

Customers proclaim it to be a "RED-O-LUTION?"

Finally, a modern, electronic camera with the true look of film!

Technicians ask, "How did they do it??!!"

Simply put: we gutted the RED camera (there were quite a few wires

and electronic-looking gadgets inside) and installed a full-frame 35mm

movement providing increased resolution and sex-appeal.

 

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Famous Hollywood Director of Photography proclaims the RED-O-LUTION? to be

"a real winner":

"My clients see that I have the latest gear and can deliver the really high

image quality, AND it works flawlessly with all my existing film accessories!!"

-- Harry Paratestes

 

MAJOR FILM STOCK & CAMERA MANUFACTURERS Rejoice (stocks soar!!)

NOW TAKING ORDERS for this RED-O-LUTIONary? Modification

$2,000 deposit and short wait time required**

**short wait time currently running about 2 years (and is subject to change)

 

Happy April 1st!

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